look, i can’t fucking figure out how to edit my “about me” page, so i’m just creating a post. It’s 2021, and i’m studying MEDICINE at UON, in AUSTRALIA. moved away from home, broke up with the last boyfriend i had (he was still in NZ). living my absolute BEST LIFE, literally never been this stoked in my entire life, ANXIETY is not taking the best of me, i am takign the best from anxiety, and i’m FROTHING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! living with 2 sick cunts, and frothing so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so happy (also very happy at the moment), and surfing, going outside, living good life. YAY go fran fran!!! she can conquere the absolute fucking world!! GO FRAN!!! YAY! you can literally achieve ANYTHIGN you want to <3

fidefortitude:

vintar:

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

this is extremely concerning and also very reassuring, thank you and please stop bringing pythons onto public transportation 

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Me, trying to open up to my friends: I feel sad

Them: aw :(

Me: okay I'm never doing that again

quichehound:
“ sodiumpenta:
“I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets...

quichehound:

sodiumpenta:

I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets impatient or I need a break I say “KISS” and he explodes into a ball of joy and kisses my entire face and anywhere else he can reach. It’s the best part of my week sometimes!

Well this is the best possible comment on any photo ever.

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